Discount?

My wife received a call one night from a gentleman who sounded as if he’d been drinking a little. He proceeded to inquire about rates and wondered if we offered a discount for the disabled. Alice told him she would check with me as I returned and get back to him. He then told her “well it’s not like I can’t walk or talk, I have a READING disability!”  We all know how important it is to be able to read while fishing?!